Thursday Thirteen - Thirteen Reasons I Haven’t Been Blogging Lately

1. No internet at home……I know, sacrilege
2. I’ve had a horrific stomach virus for almost a week that’s kept me down and out
3. I have developed lateral epicondylitis from too much research
4. Okay, okay I got tennis elbow from surfin’ the web
5. My neighbor and I went through the alcohol and chocolate in less than two days
6. See number two
7. I’ve been spring cleaning and have only ¼ of the house finished. As I’ve been in the house for over eighteen years there is a LOT of purging going on
8. Catching up at work after being out for most of the week
9. End of the school year parenting duties….and I really hate being nice to the hypocrites that swarm amongst themselves spouting what good Christians they are while shunning the new people. I have become a crusader. Call me Joan.
10. Spring football. Thank you baby Jesus, A-men.
11. I’ve been really tired lately and by the time I get home the urge to write has bound and gagged itself and to perilously dangle upside-down from my rooftop
12. My neighbor’s sister gave me two Publix bags full of books; I haven’t finished the first bag yet
13. The lateral epicondylitis is actually a bit painful and as I am a single mom that doesn’t get enough sympathy I’m milking this for all it’s worth