I am so not feeling the Christmas spirit this year. I have yet to decorate the house, purchase a tree, or even buy the first gift. "Bah, humbug!" doesn’t really express my current enthusiasm this year. I’m more along the lines of “Fuck you, you little bastard, I can't believe you finished decorating and shopping before the 24th.....fucker!”
Yea, that kinda says it all, doesn’t it?
Last year we had a pretty paathetic tree but once decorated it didn’t look too bad. This year I’d settle for anything…..even this:
Yea, that kinda says it all, doesn’t it?
Last year we had a pretty paathetic tree but once decorated it didn’t look too bad. This year I’d settle for anything…..even this:
Here’s how I’m feeling about the holidays right about now:
Doesn't this guy look pleased?
How about him, are ya feelin’ the love from THIS guy?
Doesn’t this make you wanna don a Santa hat and sing carols to your neighbors?
How about these three; which one do you think is gonna pee in the eggnog….huh?
I bet this guy left one hell of a Christmas gift for you, buddy!
Hope you guys are have a fabulous season despite the “love” I’m sending your way. Or better yet, any fun stories you’d like to bitch about yourself? Bring them on let's celebrate together....I'll bring the eggnog!
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