So, I guess I should fill you in on the actual conversation I had with Spawn about the beer because it really wasn’t as bad as I made it out to be. I will do my best to relay the conversation as accurately as I can remember it verbatim. (Is that grammatically correct or did I just totally and completely rape the English language?) We’ve had conversations in the past about alcohol, driving, and all the ramifications of drinking underage both legally and at home. So here goes – as good as it gets:
QB - *drops herself down onto the couch and schlumps up next to Spawn* S’up?
S – Nu’in’
QG – So man…..didja get my note?
S - *slightly turns his head toward me and raises and eyebrow* Huh?
QG – Dude, you are so busted.
S – What?!?!
QG – So who drank the two beers I found in your garbage?
S – I don’t know.
QG - *drops her head slightly and looks at Spawn over her glasses* Come again.
S – I drank one.
QB – Who drank the other one?
S – Cooper
QG – Dude, you are such a dork; who drank the other one?
S - *shrug of shoulders*
QG – Z…… (That’s his nickname)
S – Okaaaaaaaay, I drank them both.
QG – Dude that is so totally uncool.
S - *shrug of shoulders and dropping of head to the side*
QG – Man, I am so disappointed. Number one, those beers were mine and not for you to just take. Number two you drank alcohol while I was outta the house knowing how I’d feel. And number three, I really don’t want to have to worry about you going to a buddy’s house and roaming the streets after a few beers. Do you know how uncool that is? You do remember it’s illegal, right?
S - Yeah.
QB – So you know I don’t want you in a car if you’ve had any alcohol, right? You remember this conversation we’ve had?
S – Yeah.
QG – You’d call me?
S - *slowly swings his head toward me and raises one eyebrow*
QG – Cool.
S – *Throws his arm over my shoulder* Yeah, cool
QG – ‘Ja eat yet?
S – Chicken wings.
QG – Whatcha wanna watch?
S – Knockaround Guys
QG – Cool, Vin looks hot in that wife beater.
* Long pause*
S – Love you mom.
QG Love you too, Baby.
QB - *drops herself down onto the couch and schlumps up next to Spawn* S’up?
S – Nu’in’
QG – So man…..didja get my note?
S - *slightly turns his head toward me and raises and eyebrow* Huh?
QG – Dude, you are so busted.
S – What?!?!
QG – So who drank the two beers I found in your garbage?
S – I don’t know.
QG - *drops her head slightly and looks at Spawn over her glasses* Come again.
S – I drank one.
QB – Who drank the other one?
S – Cooper
QG – Dude, you are such a dork; who drank the other one?
S - *shrug of shoulders*
QG – Z…… (That’s his nickname)
S – Okaaaaaaaay, I drank them both.
QG – Dude that is so totally uncool.
S - *shrug of shoulders and dropping of head to the side*
QG – Man, I am so disappointed. Number one, those beers were mine and not for you to just take. Number two you drank alcohol while I was outta the house knowing how I’d feel. And number three, I really don’t want to have to worry about you going to a buddy’s house and roaming the streets after a few beers. Do you know how uncool that is? You do remember it’s illegal, right?
S - Yeah.
QB – So you know I don’t want you in a car if you’ve had any alcohol, right? You remember this conversation we’ve had?
S – Yeah.
QG – You’d call me?
S - *slowly swings his head toward me and raises one eyebrow*
QG – Cool.
S – *Throws his arm over my shoulder* Yeah, cool
QG – ‘Ja eat yet?
S – Chicken wings.
QG – Whatcha wanna watch?
S – Knockaround Guys
QG – Cool, Vin looks hot in that wife beater.
* Long pause*
S – Love you mom.
QG Love you too, Baby.
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