Sitting in my office this morning with a hot, young guy discussing an upcoming conference in Orlando for the State Medical Response Team we are both members of, I asked Mr. Hottie to hold tight before leaving as I wanted to introduce him to someone.
“Ben-Honey (I call him this because not only is he a cutie-patootie, he’s just so damn sweet, too), I’d like you to meet V.Ice. He’s been having an extremely exciting summer. He’s currently taking some much deserved R and R while deployed in the Middle East, but I know he won’t mind taking a minute to say ‘S’up?!?!’ Ben, this is V.Ice; V.Ice, this is Ben.”
I then proceeded to literally start choking as I inhaled the sip of coffee I had just taken at the same time I started to read.
Thank God Ben knows CPR.
Thank you sweet baby Jesus that Ben is hot.
Thank you moì-même for brushing your teeth.
But most of all, thank you Alice for the best laugh I’ve had all week.
“Ben-Honey (I call him this because not only is he a cutie-patootie, he’s just so damn sweet, too), I’d like you to meet V.Ice. He’s been having an extremely exciting summer. He’s currently taking some much deserved R and R while deployed in the Middle East, but I know he won’t mind taking a minute to say ‘S’up?!?!’ Ben, this is V.Ice; V.Ice, this is Ben.”
I then proceeded to literally start choking as I inhaled the sip of coffee I had just taken at the same time I started to read.
Thank God Ben knows CPR.
Thank you sweet baby Jesus that Ben is hot.
Thank you moì-même for brushing your teeth.
But most of all, thank you Alice for the best laugh I’ve had all week.
This medal is presented to you for your bravery and fearlessness in this war against humanity. This war of ennui. For this I am eternally grateful.
A-men.
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